TrenchcoatFullofBats

joined 1 year ago

Ted Cruz press office getting real weird lately

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[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

From our sources (definitely not Kevin), the doctor was quoted as saying "This pig guy is dead, Jim. I'm a HUMAN doctor, not a Whatever-The-Hell-This-Guy-Is doctor!" Logical Updates On Influential Public Figures contacted the pig guy embassy for a reaction to Dr. McCoy's remarks, but they had not returned our ~~squeal~~ hail by press time.

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joke's on Facebook, all my friends are either Amish or live in anarcho-syndicalist communes

(Rumspringa can be a problem tho)

They learned it from their Uncle, Real Human Being Ted Cruz

now everything and everyone is growing on me.

That's the Stamets spirit!

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 18 points 1 year ago (8 children)

And most of them translate to some variation of "I want food" and "where is my food" and "Soon, I will require food."

Riker: Sad trombone noises

1080p did nothing wrong

That is some truly malicious compliance on what is clearly a sticker

Translation: ⠞⠓⠁⠞ ⠊⠎ ⠎⠕⠍⠑ ⠞⠗⠥⠇⠽ ⠍⠁⠇⠊⠉⠊⠕⠥⠎ ⠉⠕⠍⠏⠇⠊⠁⠝⠉⠑ ⠕⠝ ⠺⠓⠁⠞ ⠊⠎ ⠉⠇⠑⠁⠗⠇⠽ ⠁ ⠎⠞⠊⠉⠅⠑⠗

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just, please, don't open the green door.

That's where Cradle of Filth lives

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