"Mr. Trump, please look at Exhibit F. Are those your signatures on those receipts?"
"I'm Eric!"
"I ask you again, Mr. Trump: Are those your signatures on those receipts?"
"I'm Eric!"
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Eric Trump said: “I pour concrete."
I really, really doubt that.
That's what he calls going to the potty.
I love how three out of the four of them (everyone forgets about Tiffany, I almost did) have to testify against him. This is going to be beautiful.
Which brand of popcorn 🍿 is everyone eating?
If you really want to have fun, you can turn it into a drinking game where you take a shot every time they take the fifth. For reference, they have already been deposed for this case, and in their depositions, they apparently took the fifth hundreds of times.
The one nice thing about this is that, in a civil case, the fact that a person invokes the fifth amendment can actually be used against them, unlike in a criminal case.
If you really want to have fun, you can turn it into a drinking game where you take a shot every time they take the fifth.
I think I'll skip this one as I'd rather not, you know, die.
If we did that, we’d all be dead.
Costco's microwave popcorn is so delicious. I highly recommend it. I seriously think it might just be Orville redenbacher rebranded
Who will hold back the tears the longest? Don Jr or Eric?
Eric reminds me of PFC Downey from A Few Good Men. "I don't understand, what did we do wrong? We did nothing wrong!"
Eric looks like an inbred 17th century prince
His butthole-lips freak me out.
This is a civil case, so pleading the 5th is often seen as withholding evidence.
I’d say we should take a shot every time he says “I don’t recall,” but people might need a liver transplant after an hour.
This seems like a speedrun to alcoholism, don't do it!
Ah yes. The two shitty looking background vampires from Blade. I can't wait until Jr. loses his cabin he's been whining about.
Perjury? I never touched her!
Did they become beard twins?
They learned it from their Uncle, Real Human Being Ted Cruz