TrenchcoatFullofBats

Cypher: Ignorance is bliss

Data's Sad Haiku

Fully functional

"I'll get the handcuffs, Data"

Damn you Tar Monster

Oh, hi. So how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

Pills. Vicodin. Lots.

Sounds like it's from The Hunt for Red October

Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.

That hair would look amazing streaming behind him like blonde blood mist in zero g after disabling the gravity plating

PLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN

Could I see the hat wobble?

Wrong cartoon. Matt Gaetz is this guy:

My Cherry Blues: I'M DOING MY PART

Damn Loch Ness Monstah got way more than tree fiddy

Could always split the difference and go with Shawmets. Has kind of a dickish gay mushroom shamwow mittens energy.

Also very happy birthday! You've made me laugh a lot lately, and I've needed that.