The_Caretaker

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

Install Linux on them and give them to school children so they can go to school online and not have to worry about being shot. I also see a lot of lithium in that pile.

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 8 points 1 hour ago

Most of these Senators have a net worth of tens or hundreds of millions of dollars. They love Trump. He is cutting their taxes. (but not yours)

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago

Depends on the speed. If the bowling ball is moving slower than 10 kph and the marble is moving at ballistic speed of 1000 kph, I would take the bowling ball.

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 25 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Better yet, don't allow corporations to own residential properties at all. Only allow individuals to own two residential properties. Make renting residential property a crime like human trafficking, because that's what it is. Let hedge funds speculate on commercial and industrial real estate. #RentIsTheft

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Musk's ketamine dealer should do the world a favor and add a big dose of fentanyl to the next delivery.

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

Australia could get annexed by the USA too. The USA already has military bases in Australia. Stand for something or fall for anything.

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone should tell The Guardian that their participle is dangling.

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Slave Plantations?

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A DIY chicken coop is starting to look like a goldmine. It would pay for itself in a month or two. If you can repurpose some skids / pallets you can build one really cheap. Chicken feed doesn't cost much.