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Hi! Sorry if this has been answered, but this uses the phone's built-in pedometer, right? So, if you're running you'd get more steps/hr (without triggering anti-cheat)? Thanks! Looking forward to trying it!

Or Russia? Don't they have the most forests in the world?

Maybe the appeal is the "cool factor". Here's 2 examples I could think of. At work, you want to stand out from the "water bottle" people. At parties/bars maybe you don't want to drink alcohol, but still want something in your hand while you're mingling.

Nerddddddd!!!

Just kidding, but a Simpsons reference is a Simpsons reference

Literally, indeed. (An up vote wasn't enough)

5€.

I haven't snorted that loud in public for quite a while

Tungsten!

I always thought at this point in my life, I'd be the one making the prank calls.

But you'd still have your handsome face, and that modeling career in Albania (or some Balkan country).... Still.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_a_Life_(American_TV_series)

Comedic gold.

Bort. Bort. Bort.