Mwallerby

Weird, I was just looking yesterday at a trip to Richmond castle, getting incepted over here

And it'll only take 10^7 years to pay for itself, bargain!

Weird coincidence - I had a really good Mexican dinner 2 streets away from there last month

Apparently it's not bad

Visited some relatives in Texas last year for Thanksgiving and we made Yorkshires to contribute - all the Americans present went wild for them, A+, but then 3 different people independently asked if you could make sweet ones... Head in hands

How do hens all know what size an eggcup is?

And my axe

• Entombed horse

That's the boi

I agree that porridge is a soup, since it's cooked all together. A bowl of cereal's constituent parts can also be eaten independently so I believe that makes it a salad.

Landscapes - somebody's never been to the Yorkshire Dales have they

This does not spark joy