Kolanaki

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

It's obviously a fucking swastika. It's not even a question. The swastika has been used as a symbol of hate since the late 1930's.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

Yale Sale

Alright! Deals on an Ivy League education!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You could also end up getting brain worms that way.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You wouldn't even be there!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

We're going to starve. But until the food runs out, the orgy will be massive and non-stop.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 6 days ago (4 children)

The real secret to surviving a bear attack is to just always have an emergency salmon on hand.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago

Newton Cradles.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago

Gross.

He touched me with his little hand.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I read once that Coca-Cola mixes the ratio of syrup to carbonated water in the 2-liter bottles in a way that accounts for being watered down by ice.

I don't know how true that is; I don't even really drink Coke. But I mean... It makes sense to do and they definitely, and famously, micromanage the ratio at McDonald's. The coke is even on its own separate line, in their own crazy tanks. At least, it is at the ones I clean up.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 6 days ago (5 children)

He's following orders but he forgot what they were, too.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

There's no reason why they can't if they qualify for them, afaik. If you have literally zero income and nobody is feeding you, you qualify.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 6 days ago

And you never will be if you listen to that noise.

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