KinglyWeevil

"We need to recapture the Apple market share!"

"Got it boss, we'll make it stupid."

No more Israeli malarkey, Joe

Say it with me now:

J E B B B B B B B B B B B B!

I mean, personally, I'd rather he get hit by a bus but survive the initial hit, and then dragged for a ways before dying. But I also really dislike him.

Semi recently had mine try to take me through a private business parking lot which was entirely fenced off, and didn't even connect on the other side. That was... confusing, to say the least.

Lmao this one got me

I've had controversial opinions about judges, cops, prosecutors, and etc, who are involved in particular egregious violations of their duties, do not deserve due process. They've clearly demonstrated they don't believe the system has value.

No it's like the nemesis system in the Lord of the rings games and everyone moves up one slot! /S

They tried to give him a government iPhone and he refused. He kept using his insecure device instead.

Call it D2F

Give me my coal powered steam car, assholes!

Many people enjoy inserting and removing a their gun from a holster, however, it's important to remember that discharging your gun in the holster can have dire, life altering consequences.