Jimmyeatsausage

Great...now they're gonna crusade against the liberal zoos. There'll be super successful "patriot zoos" which are really just paid tours of factory farms where the treatment of the animals will be landed as traditional, conservative, even biblical. People will eat it up.

This is the issue that prevented me from joining when I first heard about them.

I think they use that to help track whether you're watching or not (I don't recall ever seeing the "are you still watching?" prompt when skipping intros... but my sample size is 1)

Rich daddy.

I find it helpful sometimes to write down the negative shit then wad it up and throw it away or burn the paper.

Only the person in it...

They stopped making those...it was cutting into shareholder profits.

I imagine the implementation would cost them more than the fine...

Not even a tithe.

We know from decades of successful prison operations that the only way to keep him safe is in solitary, where he can speak to nobody.

Only alphabetically...

"Mmm...look at that profile! This is why I don't skip fin day!"