HeyMrDeadMan

joined 1 year ago
[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Does this have the ability to scroll and stitch together long documents or web pages?

[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Thanks, I threw up a little.

[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

You awake in a darkened room. Your wrists and ankles are secured to the heavy metal chair upon which you sit. You wrack your brain for answers as to how you got here but all you can remember is being tazed, and a white van.

A man, his face obscured by shadow approaches, and points the barrel of a gun to your face. He speaks in a gravelly voice:

"Jeans? Or Beans? Jeans... Or Beans..."

[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Wasn't this basically the plot of Glass Onion?

[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

That might be the best possible way to describe it

[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dear Miami, you're the first to go. Disappearing, under melting snow...

[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Stinkhorns. There's an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.

[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Will you be down in South Florida anytime soon? They're kind of becoming a problem here.

[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

There's no backlog if you've seen them all #notastalker

[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Man, I last shit my pants like... two weeks ago.

And there's very good odds I'll shit my pants again before the new year.

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