Don't like kids, don't want kids, not gonna put up with somebody else's kids. I mean I'm not a dick about it, it's just honest and a good idea to set realistic expectations to prevent potential hurt feelings later. Leaving somebody on is bullshit.
Etterra
Maybe we could start rolling it up into balls and burying it for carbon sequestering. I mean it's just an incredible nuisance otherwise.
Today on "games I'll never play"...
Yeah I know. We live in hell.
Sounds like he wasted all that money. A £500k bungalow? JFC with a million bucks I could buy a prefab house and a lot to plop it on and live the rest of my life until I inevitable drop dead from heart disease. Also RIP Bob. I wouldn't be surprised if whoever hit him didn't even realize it.
Okay this is easy if you're an American. Whichever one's the cheapest, unless it's an obvious life or death situation or head injury. That's it.
Are we sure he didn't just have somebody Photoshop him into the picture that came with the frame?
Sounds crazy.
Alternate titles include...
- Ama2on
- Amazon 2: Maximum Overtime
- Amazon Returns
- Amazon 2: Am Harder
- Unmazon
- and a bonus for the trilogy... Amazon 3: Bezos Falls
I'm sorry sir, but I know about the court order that you're required to remain no less than 500 feet away from any upholstery.
Oh there's plenty of paper and non-paper out there to do the same damage. Ever cut yourself on cardboard? How about those plastic straps they put around heavy boxes and packages? Or my personal favorite, splinters and burrs. Glass, rock, metal, sheets of plastic - anything thin will do if you hit it at just the right angle. It's a tossup as to which bonus location is worse, under the fingernail or across the finger webbing. Or if you're REALLY unlucky, the eye. a scratched cornea is no joke. Wear your safety glasses kids.