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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Verbascum thapsus in Europe (nice medicinal plant):

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Verbascum thapsus in Hawaii (alien mutant invasion):

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago

I'll leave this here, as I'm particularly bothered by the weird megamyth of kudzu in the US, as is evidenced but the other comments.

English ivy is actually a generally bigger threat but it never gets any real attention.

I will concede that the image above is kudzu tho.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/true-story-kudzu-vine-ate-south-180956325/

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 124 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I think the vines in the second photo are kudzu tho

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Definitely. OP is clueless.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

English ivy may grow better in Kentucky soil than Kent chalk, but I'm not familiar with that in the way I am kudzu.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

English Ivy happily spreads too and will also smother natives.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Oh in that case Kakugo shiro

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kudzu is some wild stuff, one vine tendril grows a foot a day and it kills entire forests.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe we could start rolling it up into balls and burying it for carbon sequestering. I mean it's just an incredible nuisance otherwise.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a good idea, then we invest in our future with oil.

That would require a massive and expensive effort, no chance that bill would pass regardless of the jobs it would create.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

I think that would make coal. Oil is made by algal anr plankton blooms, which we are also making.

Both also need heat, pressure, and time to form, so synthetic carbon products are certainly chearper.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Playing whack a mole with my neighbours ivy. Keeps popping up on my side of the fence. Fuck whoever brought it to Australia.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm playing whack a mole with my own ivy. Fuck the prior house owners for letting it get out of hand. I got all of it from the trees and the side of the house but it always grows back. I'm still finding sprouts from thick woody vines that have been there forever apparently. I tried removing it from the fence but realized very quickly that it's the only thing holding it together. 😒

And fuck the English for bringing it over (we both know it was them, even their plants are colonizers).

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Some of those are absurdly strong. I have wild grapes in my yard that got ahold of an old clothesline with 6 lines across it. Now I didn't use said line so figured just let it be to feed the birds and such. Turns out it got thick enough that one winter when a particularly heavy snow came through the weight of the snow on the vine mat was enough to bend in the poles that are a good 3 inches thick.

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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Kudzu CONSUME

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Egg_Egg@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's difficult to eat your way through an invasive species. Himalayan Balsam is also edible but it's thriving in the UK.

In fact edibility is often the reason these things are so invasive, it's why American Signal crayfish are over in the UK.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Texas: Hold my beer.

https://www.chron.com/life/wildlife/article/lionfish-texas-gulf-19717247.php

(Also Texas: Have you tried hunting the kudzu from a helicopter using automatic weapons?)

[–] Egg_Egg@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago

I've seen someone collecting lionfish, basically using a litter picker and a bag.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

IIRC a lot of it has at some point been sprayed with super toxic herbicide to try and kill it off.

Don't quote me on that though I'm just quoting a Wendigoon video from memory

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Where digestion is concerned it's beans on steroids. It's pretty rough on methane emissions, smell, and laundry.

[–] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because Crake is saving it for some special project at Rejoov.

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah it’s pretty intent on covering the whole of England too tbh. Good for the bees in September tho ☺️

[–] Egg_Egg@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Near rivers it has to contend with Himalayan Balsam, and the bees love that stuff too.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I quite like the ol’ Himalayan balsam to be honest - very popular with the bumble bees. Gets a bad rap in the uk because it’s supposedly ‘invasive’, but I take rather a dim view of that kind of talk to be sure.

[–] Egg_Egg@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They do destroy biodiversity but at least they are pretty and won't fuck you up like Giant Hogweed.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And you can eat it (as long as you don't eat too much in case you fuck your kidneys)

[–] Egg_Egg@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Aye, this is the problem with a lot of invasive edibles. Too few people are interested in foraging and usually you can only eat so much foraged stuff.

If everyone went out with tubs, bags and baskets on their days off and did a bit of foraging to make their diets a bit more varied and healthy then we might be able to make a dent in things like Himalayan Balsam and American Signal Crayfish. Realistically though we'd just have to limit foraging of easier to identify and prepare plants and fungi from easier to access areas.

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 points 23 hours ago

Was thinking the same thing; I've never seen English ivy take over an area like this

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Kudzu is Chinese arrowroot tho?

~~Science~~ uninformed memes

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] pisstoria@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It doesn't have the same pests and diseases as in Europe to keep it in check.

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[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 90 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Mrs. Doubtfire voice "Hellooo!"

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's like wallpaper, but peelable.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends on adhesive and era but today mostly yes

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[–] Shard@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Environmentally friendly peelable wallpaper

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Kudzu was the last bioweapons unit of the Union army in the US civil war. It never surrendered, it is still fighting the American South, and winning the guerilla war.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

Reminds me of tumbleweeds, which may as well be a Soviet bioweapon.

I wish it luck on the south.

-Californian

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 5 points 2 days ago

Apart from what others commented on these being two entirely different species, there might be other factors at play as well.

Lianas and vines are pretty common and very diverse, especially in tropical forests. They are usually found as part of the upper canopy and if there is a tree fall, they manage to fill this gap pretty quickly. The trees grow more slowly, but will manage to establish themselves eventually, filling up that gap. But if you cut down an entire forest, trees have a much harder time to establish themselves because the whole ground is just covered in these fast growing lianas or vines. There are studies that look at exactly that, how lianas inhibit forest regrowth.

So, how overgrown with lianas or vines a certain habitat is, is very much dependent on the disturbance of this habitat.

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