I thought it was that you should build your house out of decently strong materials or it may collapse under a stiff breeze
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My old cat used to sleep at the end of my bed, always has done. However, I often kick out in my sleep which regularly resulted in my cat being shoved off the end of the bed and down between the wall at which point he would calmly make his way under the bed, hop back up and resume position without so much as a fuss. I tried keeping him out of my room for a while but he would sit and complain for hours until I let him back in. Still don't understand that cat to this day lol
It originated from the Watergate scandal iirc. Watergate being the Watergate hotel but I guess water and gate are easy to separate and -gate kind of works as a suffix.
Remember, there is: Life is meaningless and nobody cares :(
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Life is meaningless and nobody cares :)
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Don't forget he staged a road traffic accident with a dead bear
Not true. Nothing quite gets the point across quite like "shits fucked."
That guys got some balls standing that close to the side of a road.
I can't spot sadam Hussein in this one honestly. Must be hidden real good!
Focus less on trying to stop them leaving and more on giving them good reasons to stay.
I know people who store valuable documents, items of devices in their ovens. Usually the reasoning is "if a burglar breaks in they wouldn't think to check the oven for valuables". Honestly, pretty stupid reasoning because I'd imagine any burglar worth their salt has heard that old chestnut and will probably place the oven fairly high on their checklist.
I predict a riot...