ButtholeSpiders

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[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I agree, I took a few IQ tests and scored high and initially it made me wonder is if everyone else was as concerned as I was watching our species being driven into early graves for yearly profit projections.

Suffice to say, most people I met who scored high lacked the foresight to even think we might be screwed. Which led me to a swift conclusion that your IQ doesn’t mean jack squat, it was a biased system that was simply a biased form of dick measuring.

Perhaps I’m disillusioned, but the best summary of our species is that old video of a chimpanzee in a zoo pissing in its mouth.

Think about it? It’s all I think about already!

Ahh a micro-p connector! It’s essentially a smooth surface with a small nub.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is like discovering water is wet, the man is a awful in every conceivable way.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I Am Legend, the one with Will Smith.

I’m okay with that, and I would imagine most of humanity would be too.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can I borrow your monkey’s paw? I want to wish for this timeline to be over.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We all are. He sucks so much and looks like a dollar store Kathy Bates.

While depressing, it makes sense, seeing as this market model isn’t sustainable in the long term, let alone short term.

I think we all know it will be wild fires and hurricanes for everyone.

It’ll be nice to get off this clown car of a timeline.

Funny you posted this, watching it now 😂👍

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