800XL

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[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You're right. Better let them just have their way instead. I don't know what I was thinking. There is no point in defending the country from a fascist takeover.

/s

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (6 children)

They forget that the people have guns too. As a matter of fact, this is the exact reason the second ammendment exists in America. To defend against those like Shit Stain Donnie.

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That poor snowflake. I get Harris, Trump, and every single damn person that's running for office in my mail. Except for some reason I get duplicates of the Trump ones.

The thing is, it's worked. Simply by doubling up the lies changed my mind. If they are that so sure about the things they say and say it with conviction without nary a difference it must be true.

Nah, just more recycling.

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow what a big man. He sure showed Harris what for.

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I can't tell you how many times I've been to the airport waiting for the naked scanner and been part of a group tahen thru the metal detector instead and let thru. I don't even have to opt out of the scanner for the pat down.

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Two things:

  1. That guy looks like he's intimately familiar with video cameras and 1-way mirrors
  2. I wonder if that one southern Senator fond of underage girls has already volunteered to lead the program?
[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Whoo boy, someone hand the Justice Dept a book about how policing came to be.

Spoiler: it involved finding runaway slaves siccing bloodhounds on them and brutally beating them somewhere in the range of half to fully dead.

When U.S. police departments didn't evolve out of slave patrols, they tended to form out of a desire to protect the property of the wealthy. In practice, this meant beating, murdering and arresting people who didn't want to work 12 hour days until they died.

Here's a link to a fantastic Behind the Bastards episode about how the police came to be.

https://omny.fm/shows/behind-the-bastards/how-the-first-police-went-from-gangsters-to-an-arm

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Why? You get more accurate results if you hang a map on the wall, cover your eyes, and throw darts at the map.

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"It has been determined that Google has illegally used a system of only revealing and displaying bad stories about Donald J. Trump, some made up for this purpose while, at the same time, only revealing good stories about" Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, Trump said.

Don't worry, I speak Trump.

Translation: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't wike what thewer saying about meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I want Google FIRED nnnnnooooooooowwwwwwww!

*other wet fart noises*

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“I’m actually really excited about how nerdy we got on the security architecture,” says David Weston, vice president of enterprise and OS security at Microsoft

🙄

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Please do. Stream it too so we all can enjoy.

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'm getting this wrong probably: A-people hire other A-people, B-people hire A-people, C-people hire D-people, and D-people hire Trump.

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