this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then he waddled away...

Till the very next day...

[–] painfulasterisk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bob bob bob bob borob bob

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you have read the walkthrough

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee -5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Knowing what to expect and what to do is for women, children, and homosexuals.

I choose ignorance and preventable failure, like a true chauvinist!

[–] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee -4 points 1 year ago

Stop disliking this dude the joke is funny

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think I'm missing a cultural reference here.

[–] Aal456@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] CanniBallistic_Puppy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think hogwash means what you think it means.

[–] Nitrate55@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Clearly it means OP is a hog and he's angry somebody washed him.

[–] mohKohn@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

weird grammar to say someone made it up?

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Not a bad story but disappointing end, would have preferred the super glue or tape

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ah, we prepared for people like you

lifts microwave from under table

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Microwaving grapes creates plasma.

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

INFINITE POWER!