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[–] mind@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The US Government did not say aliens exist. A former military officer said "nonhuman" biological material was in one of the craft the downed. That could mean someone put a monkey or a dog in a test vehicle, it could mean a bird flew into the thing.

Even if he was saying it's aliens, which he didn't, testifying to congress is not the same thing as the government itself claiming aliens exist. People claim all kinds of shit to congress, they are reporting to the government, not making statements on behalf of the government.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

B-but that’s now as fun!

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, they didn't. If they did it would be huge news.

[–] Puppy@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I'm a huge UFO nerd but even I realize all this story is full of shit.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The aliens are real and they look like little red astronauts with a single half reflective spherical visor and floating hands. They came to me and beamed me up into there spaceship. Afterwards one of the aliens was found dead and after that they ejected another out into space.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

hmmm... sus tale

[–] FinallyDebunked@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

They look like bacteria

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

truly they are real, and they walk around near us...wait, shit....

[–] chicken@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

nothing new, theyve been investigating UFOs for a long time. heres some. the government itself hasnt specifically said aliens exist, but its kinda obvious from their documentation and history of handling these types of things.

[–] elouboub@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

Because they ain't confirmed shit

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Big difference between some dudes testimony and hard irrifutable evidence. A few officials can say whatever they like. Until you get hard XCOM level evidence in front of a public hearing the government won't confirmed shit.

The real reason ayylmaos will never be confirmed until the hand is forced is that a huge majority of the global population ascribe to a religion absolutely incompatable with the existence of extraterrestrial life. Sentient non-human highly technological extraterrestrial life at that.

The moment it is confirmed there will 100% be mass panics by religious fundamentalist that space is inhabited by demons or whatever rationalization they pick to ensure their beliefs are still unquestioningly correct and the god given truth of 2000 year old scripture is maintained. In some areas like the USA bible belt or the middle east this will be devistating and cause actual long lasting damage to global society at large. Its a bottle of lightning all the space age nations of the world have deemed not worth opening for societal and economic stability. If these people really have the goods to back up their talk, they will be epstiened unless they take the upmost caution.

[–] Nahvi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Meh... I would bet most Christians ascribe to the same sort of philosophy that my pastor did back when I was in high school. He always said, "I don't know if there are aliens out there, but if there are they need Jesus too."

It's a bit silly, but he was also a creationist. If he could be fine with aliens but not evolution, I imagine the same is true for most other religious people.

[–] WereBearGareBear@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Hmmm, I'd argue the idea of God is anything but 'terrestrial', maybe even bordering on 'extra-terrestrial'?

[–] gowan@reddthat.com 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you aware that the overwhelming majority of Christians are taught to not take the Bible literally? Seriously from day one the Roman Catholic Church has held that position because that's the exact same position the majority of rabbis at the time held about the Hebrew texts. Christianity could easily account for other life but most of Islam takes the Quran literally as Muhammed is supposed to have "fixed the mistakes" of the older texts. Simply put The Vatican wouldn't need to do much to account for aliens.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I said 'Fundimentalist' as in people taught to legitimately believe everything in the bible/scripture is to be taken literally and everything that is evidence against the stories being true is actually lies and deceptions of the devils doing. Perhaps fundamentalist is technically the wrong word for them but thats whst comes to my mind.

I have spoken to enough Christians to know that there exist both rational people willing to accept their scripture may have some symbolic metaphor and I've spoken to batshit insane zelots who warp their subjective reality to match whatever they are told to believe and reject all evidence otherwise. I've encountered the latter more often than you might like to think. Even if they are not the majority there is enough of them to do serious damage. I would be interested to see some statistical numbers based on polls if you have the sauce on that.

There are many angry, hate filled, unquestioning people who use religion as a means to an end. Im not just talking about any one religion either, its not about that. A mixture of poverty, mental illness, cognitive dissonance, and cult like brainwashing tactics will get you the kind of person willing to burn everything to the ground. They want nothing more than to kill everyone and everything that doesnt agree with them in the name of god. If you know where to look you will whole communities of them. They exist.

[–] InternetTubes@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They just confirmed that Unidentified Flying Objects and Top Secret classifications were real, and some people who likely make money from the same sources as the modern day History Channel does made a whole bunch of speculations about what were probably quick dried corpses that bulged where the bones and evaporating liquids would have made them bulge that were collected from experimental high altitude tests that distracted a whole bunch of people and actual wild goose chases.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

"The goverment" of what? USA is not the entire world.

[–] dopeshark@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's ask those aliens for affordable homes :)

[–] GiddyGap@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna go for universal healthcare and affordable college education.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we please keep all of the alien nonsense off of lemmy? I don't need conspiracy theories on my favorite platform. Even though aliens are the OG conspiracy theories and Mulder made them look real cool.

[–] Nahvi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Can we please keep anything I don't like or agree with it off of lemmy?

That includes: boiled eggs, boiled spinach, and anyone with a number in their user name.

Thank you everyone!

[–] ox0r@jlai.lu 7 points 1 year ago

Because it is all fucking bullshit

[–] djmarcone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The US government has near zero credibility. I dgaf what they say wrt aliens.

It may just be a distraction but could be a psyop by the cia for some convoluted reason.

They do seem to be earnestly playing the alien card right now and aren't letting it up.

That tells me that there will be escalation on this with some end goal in mind. And it will likely be another pain in the ass like their last one.

[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I care! Or at least I'm interested... What happened?

[–] sarsaparilyptus@midwest.social -1 points 1 year ago

Fuck all, just more rumors and innuendo from some jackass that won't back it up

[–] shadoh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If aliens visited earth the government (US or otherwise) wouldn't be able to hide it

All they have confirmed is the Henry Kissinger shit about how they're going to get us to pay for orbital weaponry by beating that drum.

[–] butter@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

No, you did not