Programmer Humor

what? gedit is awesome. it has good code highlighting and thats what we need right?

I coded several of my early mobile app releases entirely in gedit. Good times.

I sometimes forget how good we have it now. I wrote those apps around 2012 and the DX for the platforms was basically non-existent. Virtually every platform had shit documentation, shit version management, a shit IDE with minimal refactoring features, a shitty debugging experience, and everything felt like it was being botched together by 3 guys in their spare time.

It's incredible now that we have things like hot reloading. You can literally save a change and BAM it's on the screen seconds later. On native platforms no less. Astounding.

And then there is a colleague who programs in Notepad++ directly on the test server and then just copies his code to prod.

(yes, he works alone on that project)

I genuinely do a lot of coding in Kate, the standard KDE editor. It's enough to do a lot of things, has highlighting, and is more than enough when you just need a quick fix.

I am also still using nano when editing stuff in the terminal. Please, don't judge me.

"Me who codes with the text editor that came with Ubuntu"...

So VIM?

I do it in nano over ssh. The shortcuts suck but it gets the job done.

if you've never used ed(1) technically it's illegal for you to say "it's a UNIX system, i know this"

I code using grep's search and replace.

If you're not writing it all down on paper and then punching holes in cards, you're doing it all wrong

Vim and emacs are text editors.

Vs code is a code editor (but really it's also just a text editor)

Maybe they mean IDEs like visual studio?

I've never really heard it called a coding GUI before.

doesn't vim come with the Ubuntu installation?

NANO is life.

https://www.nano-editor.org/

The person that codes in MS paint

As long as you don't use Microsoft Word we can be friends

At uni I did a lot of my Java coursework in notepad, then I’d have to take it into a computer lab on a floppy, tar it and upload it to a unix terminal so it could be emailed to the professor. Java syntax with only the command line compiler is not fun.

text editor application that came with Ubuntu

nano

shivers

What about people, who just burn the machine code directly onto a CD with a laser?

I write all my code on paper and use OCR to convert it. It almost works sometimes.

One word: ed

At one of my jobs around 2010 there was a dev in the office who wrote all his code in Notepad. When I joined the staff they were still using Classic ASP. My job was to help them (finally) migrate to ASP.Net. He intended to develop .Net apps in Notepad rather than learn how to use VS. I got laid off due to cutbacks and never found out what kind of luck he had wit dat.

Learned C++ by using gedit on the Sun machines in my college's computer lab in 2007. They were decommissioned shortly after I graduated.