zqwzzle

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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 70 points 5 days ago (2 children)

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

True they could be changing their trump brand diapers.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Crippling anxiety?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Planetary intergalactic.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

How about playing games with programming instead…

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 194 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Barn owls: Excellent

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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