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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by carrylex@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Found this in the depths of my storage. Not sure where its from but might improve the day of some people ^^

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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

would you like to hear the udp joke? you might not get it, but I don't really care that much

[–] Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

This was better than mine

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

H ll wou d l k o h ar a UDP j ke?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, but we need to shake hands first.

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I will now start transmitting the TCP joke.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

sonic inflation erotica

[–] Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

Sorry I only do udp, but I won’t tell you that