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Is it illegal to walk around at night with a big package of toilet paper and 6 cartons of eggs? (lemm.ee)
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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 13 points 23 hours ago

nope. its also not illegal for you to be thrown in jail overnight while the bootlickers figure out if its legal or not.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

You're going to get jumped for those eggs

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 23 hours ago

6 cartons!? Dude, you're going to get mugged, leave some of that in a safe deposit box...

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

Well, no, but chances are you'll get invited to some very interesting parties where you'll use the full supply of both

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 22 hours ago

Depends on where you walk.

Around the block of your neighborhood? No.

Area 51? Yes.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

Yes.

[–] ZERONOVABLOSSOM@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

as long as it is below the limit of 12 cartons with no more then 144 eggs total and you don’t confuse your toilet paper package for paper towels u should be good

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 6 points 22 hours ago

My momma taught me that twelve dozen eggs is gross.