Freshparsnip

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Is it illegal to walk around at night with a big package of toilet paper and 6 cartons of eggs? (lemm.ee)
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What should be the punishment for asking, "Am I the only one who...."? (lemm.ee)
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Is Ozempic right for you? (lemm.ee)
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I've been at the movies the last few hours, what's left of America? (lemm.ee)
Who are the usual suspects? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago

That escalated quickly

Who are the usual suspects? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 23 hours ago

Not Larry?

Who are the usual suspects? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

I have moderate to severe behaviour in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know

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Who are the usual suspects? (lemm.ee)
Who decided cilantro was food? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fir me it's like intrusive chunks of cardboard in my food

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What should there be taxes on? (lemm.ee)
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Who decided cilantro was food? (lemm.ee)
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I'm going to see Mickey 17; do I need to watch the other 16 Mickey movies first? (lemm.ee)
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Who did your parents warn you about? (lemm.ee)
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Where do we store all the daylight saved during daylight saving time? (lemm.ee)
If I come out as bisexual, what do I get? Do I get a free pride flag and a copy of the gay agenda? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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If I come out as bisexual, what do I get? Do I get a free pride flag and a copy of the gay agenda? (lemm.ee)
Will Trump put tariffs on vibranium? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

It would be hilarious if someone talked him into it

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Will Trump put tariffs on vibranium? (lemm.ee)
Why is there a clown in your closet right now? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm holding him for ransom. I demand Trump step down as president

Like Trump says that the cartels have invaded Canada wouldn't they have to pass through the US, avoid checkpoint, border control on both sides and many other things? So Canada can only blame the US? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 28 points 5 days ago

He'll blame the blue states

Trump pauses some Canada and Mexico tariffs until next month in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 21 points 5 days ago

Onion headline: Trump declares tariffs will be in effect every second Tuesday and Thursday, the first Monday of every month, and some Wednesdays

‘What the Hell Is Happening to Your Country?’ in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Untied States of America

Trump Decried Millions Spent ‘Making Mice Transgender.’ It Was Cancer and Asthma Research in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

And trans-fats

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