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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

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[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

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[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?

[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can I have an autograph?

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[–] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Read any good books lately?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Is that a book about a Java library?

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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where's your favorite place to poop?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

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[–] wisely@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you feel about 2025 so far?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] baropithecus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Same, little guy. Same.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you generate a random password for me?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

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[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

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[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is AM stupid?

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[–] chknbwl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos^4(x)?

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How does one find true love?

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who did you vote for last election?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

jlkmm . ..................

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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24Β°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

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[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?

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[–] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is your favorite game?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

wedsc

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