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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

Why can't they take like acute doses of actual poison? Why is it always this bullshit? Don't be a pussy, drink the bleach, bitch!

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Methylene blue can be sed treat thallium posiong

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need to get Joe Rogan to think the key to eternal youth is uranium glass butt plugs

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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

You know what, let them take advice from a twitching old man with obvious mental issues and dumbass who's high all the time. If you're dumb enough to take that shit, you'll beat cancer to the finish line alright. The gene pool may slightly improve, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We all know that’s total bullshit because Mel Gibson has no friends.

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[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am completely fine with the gullible killing themselves off. Why stand in their way.

[–] FolknForage@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

“There’s no way this mfer would have made it past 10yo a couple hundred years ago…” 😆

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I am glad his dumb ass friends will be gone soon

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