Why can't they take like acute doses of actual poison? Why is it always this bullshit? Don't be a pussy, drink the bleach, bitch!
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We need to get Joe Rogan to think the key to eternal youth is uranium glass butt plugs
You know what, let them take advice from a twitching old man with obvious mental issues and dumbass who's high all the time. If you're dumb enough to take that shit, you'll beat cancer to the finish line alright. The gene pool may slightly improve, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
I am completely fine with the gullible killing themselves off. Why stand in their way.
“There’s no way this mfer would have made it past 10yo a couple hundred years ago…” 😆
I am glad his dumb ass friends will be gone soon