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[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We all know that’s total bullshit because Mel Gibson has no friends.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

We all know that’s bullshit because Mel Gibson.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's rich, he can afford to buy them.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Pft he couldn't even afford private firefighters