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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You don't keep croissants. You eat half on the way home from the bakery, and the rest as soon as you're home.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Look at Mr Frenchman over here buying bread at the bakers! I exclusively buy my croissants in those scary tubes that pop when you open them.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Those aren't croissants. Those are crescents.

I was going to make a joke, spelling it the same way and pronouncing it differently, but I'm pretty sure the Pillsbury tubes are even called crescents on the package

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 47 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

ProTip: before you vacuum seal any bread, put it in the freezer until it's solid and then pull it back out to vacuum seal.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

And even after this you might want to manually stop the sealer before it puts too much pressure on. Bread is surprisingly squishy because it's mostly air.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

100% those vac seals are crazy. You want to remove as much air from it so you can minimize freezer burn.

[–] Mok98@feddit.it 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If you warm it up after sealing you're freeze drying it

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 6 points 10 hours ago

A toaster for a few minutes will bring your bread back from the day you froze it.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 56 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

You sure he wasn't actually making lembas bread?

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

A little bit more pressure and you create diamonds...

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if it's like croissant jerky...sounds awesome tbh

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

Wouldn't that be a biscuit?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 55 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 5 points 12 hours ago

But first they'll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt

[–] Agility0971@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

Then dips it in soy sauce

[–] ownsauce@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

I'll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 14 hours ago

kwuahsuuuun