I really hope "kid dick" is listed.
It probably isn't
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
400 points (96.9% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
27310 readers
3454 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Damn, I could never be a priest, I can't give up my weekly 1994 Toyota Corolla treat.
Well there's no Corolla in the picture, so I'm guessing he DID eat it.
The struggle is real
Wish I could get away with wearing a billowing cloak like that.
Neo did that, but he was machine jesus, so unless you've got a pair of sunglasses and some woah!'s handy, you might just want to stick to the latex
Ah, my woahs are in my other jeans.
Nobody is going to stop you.
Well it's not so much that I won't be stopped but that I won't get acclaim for it, I suppose.
Pfft that's why you're a lesser religion!
1994 would mean this corolla is potentially 31, much too old for the average priest.
So, priest only eat babies is what you are saying?
There are dietary laws for Catholics, specifically about fasting and abstaining from meat consumption, but they vary wildly by region. For example, Canadian Catholics are permitted to eat meat on Friday if they perform an act of charity, read the Bible, or pray more than usual. Just make sure you're Canadian or else God will be mad.
Did jesus even know about Canada ?
Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered "fish" theologically speaking.
There's a case to be made for them all being fish biologically speaking, too.
Of course, that case would also mean making chicken, beef, and all the other meat people typically eat would be fish, which might defeat the intent of the rule.
And good luck if you’re allergic to fish
Glad I don't have to give up eating beaver for Lent
Bobr kurwa!
Originally Christians aren’t even supposed to eat pork like the Jews. But then the Romans be like 🤌 then God said “Okay okay chill, pork’s back on the menu except on Friday’s”
"with God all things are possible" Matthew 19:26
Someone doesn't read their Bible!
Automobiles fall under the same exception as iron chariots (Judges 1:19).
Ezekiel 23:20
That's not a Corolla.
To be fair, he’s a priest. He only knows about Chryslers and vehicles whose names end in –mobile.
Emblem on the rim makes it look like a Lincoln
Also the rest of the car makes it look like a Lincoln Towncar 😂
I find his lack of faith disturbing
Father David Michael? Never trust someone with two first names.
Especially Ryan George. That guy is ... sketchy!
He can eat the 1993 and 1995 Corollas though
skill issue
This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest
You don't eat them? Weirdo.
Can't have sex with it either.
Be careful though. Earl's crazy. He ate one of my cars once. Yeah, the whole car. Like, with a fork.