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[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"You want to... leave the planet? With aliens you just met?"

Listen, the bar is pretty low. I'll take my chances and will probably be fine with pretty much anything that isn't prolonged neglect/indifference or intentional torture. If you make contact after interstellar travel I'm just gonna assume you're cool and got things covered. And if nothing else you could probably put my brain in a roomba so I can weld in space or something.

TL;DR it don't matter, none of this matters.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, like if they actually take the bother to talk to me and lead with "we come in peace" unless it's a front for a "To Serve Man" situation, they're likely already better than 99% of people I interact with on a daily basis.

[–] Int@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly the scariest thing about first contact is if absolutely nothing changes.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scary would be if they rock up, observe us for a few days, then leave hurriedly, forever.

[–] MightBeAlpharius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's... Actually probably exactly how Star Trek would handle modern Earth. Part of the prime directive is that any species that gets contacted by the Federation has to achieve a certain level of technological and societal advancement first, and we're close, but I'm pretty sure we'd get put on the "check back in a century" list.

So, if they're nice aliens and they just watch us for a while and leave, maybe our first contact just got waitlisted?

[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The main requirement is warp capability, right? I'd say we're still a ways off. I think we're even slower than impulse drive, still.

[–] killa44@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I think warp capability just means they're guaranteed to find other life on their own now, so there's no point in hiding.

[–] Catweazle@social.vivaldi.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Int @fossilesque, scary rather the shame we experience when they ask us to bring them to our leader

[–] Int@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

“Two hundred thousand years of evolution, and for what?”

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Until we have physical, undeniable evidence it is all just words. But, the reason I talk out load when I'm alone is for the aliens who might be watching me. I want them to hear my explanations for why I'm worth visiting personally / why I'm reading memes and not building a star gate out a 7 toasters and a mountain bike.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now would be the absolute best time to announce contact with aliens, if it already exists, since it’s just par for the course at this point. It’d be just another Thursday. We’d start seeing rule42 art pop up before the day was through (granted there’s already plenty out there, but rule42 specifically for whatever the real aliens looked like.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

5 dimensional secks will blow your ninth limb off.

[–] Nfntordr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My wife and I talked this exact meme this morning. If there really is aliens, life for us would just go on, so much more to worry about

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

My friend and I talked about this last night. Calvin and Hobbes had it better. The surest sign of intelligent life in the universe is they haven't contacted us yet.

Why would any self respecting alien want to engage this dumpster fire?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

I tell my partner all the time that if something can survive space for that long, they don't need us. Knowledge is the language of the universe, they'd be here to observe.

[–] Enasni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fermi or Drake, nobody cares. Just tell me and lemme get on with my life.

[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like to think Fermi had it down and we just are really hesitant to embrace the whole conjecture of the great filter. As each day passes, I find more evidence to support that the sole purpose of intelligent life is for it to become intelligent enough to destroy itself.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like this. We as a species avoided nuclear fire just to go the slow cooker route.

[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

going nuclear is still an option

[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe there's a limit, like with size. You can't have creatures that are too big, because at some point they just die under their own weight. Maybe you also can't have creatures that are too smart, because at some point they just die because of their own hubris.

[–] ikiru@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Can you let me borrow 50 bucks? I'll pay you back next time you visit.

[–] Alto@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Personally I'm hoping it's all aliens, purely because that'd disprove that they'd just instantly destroy us.

[–] South_Sider@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Tru Story Bro 💯

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