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[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I bet someone have pressed yes accidentally by mistakenly reading that as tourist.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think this button don't actually do anything similar to those age verification site. My best guess it's meant to make an actual terrorist to put them unease giving chance for airport police to detect basically psy ops.

[–] Butters@lemmywinks.com 6 points 1 year ago

Rather it probably just makes everyone else more nervous for no reason.

[–] Domille@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How much trouble would you get into if you pressed "yes"?

[–] Blamemeta@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You get denied and an investigation is opened.The main thing is catch idiots, and to slap an extra charge on for lying.

[–] freeman@lemmy.pub 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lying to a computer? You aren’t under oath.

“Oh I misread it as tourist”

[–] Blamemeta@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

Its eqip, and the start of the dod investigation. for clearance to see classified stuff.

[–] tarjeezy@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

"You're under arrest for crimes against the United States, Terrorism, and lying"

[–] Daqu@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Hello there

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

People with dyslexia:

"Do you want to play tetris?" Of course! Sign me up!

Sirens sound "ALERT. THIS IS A CODE RED. AIRPORT IS ON LOCKDOWN."

Glances at the text on screen "Are you a terrorist?"

[–] Willer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I dont need to be dyslexic to have a good time

[–] Number358@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That video quality be like: 8k ultra hd badge with a resolution so low you can barely read it

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

xD. I just found it on google, I ain't gonna download the movie to cut that part out, too much work. Besides, it might be too big to upload for Lemmy.

[–] Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

The online porn method of age verification.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Do you get a free cavity search if you answer yes? Because I can't afford a dentist.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where’s the “I’m not sure” option?

[–] Andvari@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Help me decide”

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I mean... I do use adblockers...

For context: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/336989

[–] BynaD@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no way my curiosity would allow me to press no.

[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Jokes on them. I had my fingers crossed behind my back!

[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The real question is how many times a day does the security team has to go check on a false alert because somebody's finger slipped?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This should make going through security much faster and less invasive.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks at the top right, finds the X button

Oh fuck, this looks like Twitter now...

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What would happen if someone pressed "Yes"?

[–] Fpsfrank85@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[–] people@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Do not collect $200.

[–] SAF77@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Of course not. I'm a freedom fighter.

[–] stardom8048@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I feel like they gotta ask because if the answer is "yes" some action should probably be taken...

[–] preasket@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

We're all gentlemen here...

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

2000 iq level move

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, they're right. I don't want to work, I just have to in order to earn the money to participate in society. Would I rather do whatever the fuck I wanted? Of course. Wouldn't everyone? But we still work our asses off for the plutocrats.

[–] mykl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, did I just buy the wrong domain name.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/1290585

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