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[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Fish ~~sticks~~ dicks

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the fine print: "Smoked salmon in rye bread. Does not contain cock."
That's still a hard pass from me. If you have to assure me that there's no cock in it without being asked, I don't want it.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, well never mind then.

[–] Walop@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

The finest of Finnish cuisine.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One fish cock weighs 182g? that fish was hung!

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh, now I’m picturing it wrapped up in there in a spiral.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Like a jack in the box

Oh my!

[–] BlessedDog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Savo moment 🤢

[–] Theero@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like a former British pm, I prefer the ham cock.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I thought it was the pig that got the cock, not "gave" it?
(brandnewsentences)

Either way ew, but good reference, never forget piggate.

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Walop@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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