I still don't understand why people posted about beans for a week
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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I don't understand how someone could not post about beans for a week.
You tell me one better topic.
Pff. Amateur.
That's an abomination XD
No, this is an abomination.
See how I smoothly brought things back full circle there? That takes talent, son. Talent.
You are a magician
Actually he's a squid
I love how relatable Hulk was before everything went woke. Beans rock!
Can't even post about beans anymore. Because of woke.
Those beans are woke.
'Woke beans' are only if they were grown in the Liberte province of France, otherwise they are just sparkly racist beans.
YO MOMMA SO BEAN, WHEN SHE SIT AROUND THE CAN SHE REALLY SIT AROUND THE CAN
I have no idea what that means.
Have you tried being more woke? Or less I'm not really sure how it works
Damn lib commie beans with blue hair and pronouns!
ho ho ho green giant
How about not pooping for 3 days?
Extend it to for the rest of my life and I would be in heaven. It would be one of my three genie wishes, but I'd have to figure out a way for him not to trick me when I tell him I never want to have to poop again. Like maybe figure out a way to tell the genie that all of my poo just disappears from my body and gets teleported to the asteroid belt right before I have to poo it out.
As it is, that's one of the big reasons I never got addicted to opiates.
Well, were you to stop pooping, you'd probably be in Heaven pretty soon.
See? This is why I need to word things carefully to the genie.
Lemme hulk (them beans, Lemmy)!