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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

The way he holds the laptop is a sign of how he's given up on life, society, and the world at large.

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

Why does that look like the longest handgun I have ever seen in my life? :-P

[–] ips@infosec.pub 16 points 1 year ago

Programming socks and you’re good to go.

[–] root@socialmedia.fail 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

where did you get this picture of me and how did you know what OS I'm running (btw)

[–] tibor@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Im inside your walls

[–] aport@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That laptop is a MacBook Pro, can it even run Arch in a usable fashion?

[–] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Asahi runs on M2, but it's got terrible hardware support (nowhere close to Ahasi's fault, Apple doesn't provide drivers like Intel does).

Is there anything more Arch Linux User than a laptop that's close to working right but still has weird stupid issues?

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Intel Mac's are awesome, but getting harder to find.

[–] nsnitko@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like it needs more coffee and ibuprofen.

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Whiskey my friend, whiskey...

[–] folkrav@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I'm wearing shorts and ankle socks. Admittedly, they're sweatpant shorts. The monochrome t-shirt and dishevelled hair is quite accurate...

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Lies! I almost never wear socks!

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Oh… it’s me…

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This needs updated, since 2020, we work fully remote and no longer wear pants. It's pretty accurate, otherwise.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 year ago