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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

We can add the new Nosferatu to the Christmas movie list. I saw it last night and >! There's a Christmas tree in a couple shots!<

[–] Death_to_cumskins@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

This post is dedicated to the brave terrorists in Christmas movies

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Starting to think my butt is a Christmas movie.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 81 points 1 day ago (3 children)

no but actually tho. the first one is about a veteran having an emotional breakdown when veterans frequently do: the winter holiday season

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah First Blood actually had a little bit to say, it wasn't just an action movie

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Are you kidding? It's a great story about PTSD, prejudice, and how vets are treated after Vietnam.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was so shocked when I watched it because it's actually good.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I've seen it described by screenwriters as having the perfect script. Because everything that happens in the movie is a totally organic, logical consequence of what happened right before.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

i think there's a universe out there where Rocky and First Blood establish Stalone as being the contemplative action movie guy. both those movies had interesting things to say about grief, loss, disappointment, and carrying on with the traumas of what pursuit of the american dream actually mean

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I took First Blood as commentary on the poor treatment and mental health services provided to Viet Nam veterans. First Blood is an excellent film IMO.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

It's also about the social conflict between Vietnam and Korea veterans. Something largely forgotten today.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago

and you'd be right! it's honestly very thoughtful and contemplative

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago

There’s a strong argument that he’s American film’s Norman Rockwell. Not perfect, but he helped shape the identity of a culture in a way that resonated.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Rocky stayed pretty true to that throughout the sequels. The speech he gives his son in Rocky V is outstanding.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They drew first blood, not him! He didn't have a breakdown until after he was repeatedly harassed.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 1 day ago

I recall he was looking for an army buddy that had died. From hopes of the holidays with a friend, so harassment from police.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I think people should make a distinction between "Christmas movie," and "movie that takes place on or around Christmas."

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

How bout nooo scott

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i think you better choose your next words carefully lest you find yourself on the wrong side of the war on christmas

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

I'll take the side with Sylvester and Bruce on it in any war.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who's got that meme with bugs bunny saying 'No'?

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Thank you for your service

[–] Pogbom@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like that's a very gradual gradient. Is it only when Christmas is a fundamental part of the story?

For example your comment makes me think of the "Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie" people, but it would have been a completely different movie if not for the office Christmas party.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It's integral to the plot of Die Hard.

[–] onyxjet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I'm pretty sure the "there's snow, there's a Christmas tree, this is a Christmas movie!" is a joke though. I haven't ever done this joke myself. I guess still need to find what in Die Hard makes it a Christmas movie :) .

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

it's Christmas eve, part of the premise is a dude returning home t family for Christmas, there's a Christmas miracle (that he survives at all), the villain is after material gain and is about to ruin Christmas, and John's wife's name is fucking Holly! What more do you want‽

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Amd the party he attends for Holly's work is a Christmas party. And his limo driver is very festive.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Maybe something combining a festive spirit with machine guns?

[–] onyxjet@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Really lol? Funny. I've never seen it.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I can only assume you're too young to have gotten around to it because I can't imagine anyone my age (older millennial) possibly being able to avoid seeing it even on purpose.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

During one of the cuts to Argyle in the limo, he's listening to Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC.

Christmas movie.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 22 hours ago

I think there are people who take it surprisingly seriously lol

[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The movie is First Blood, not Rambo. Rambo wasn’t in the title until the second movie.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 37 points 1 day ago

Still Rambo. Same as Raiders of the Lost Ark being Indiana Jones 1. Or Batman Begins being part of the Dark Knight trilogy.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Rambo first Christmas
Rambo first Christmas part II
Rambo Christmas III
Rambo Christmas
Rambo last Christmas

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Rambo gave you my heart
Rambo gave it away

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So is The Road because there's snow around the twenty minute mark

[–] Balrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So Stallone made two Christmas movies. This one and Cobra.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

wasn't there snow in Demolition Man? or does ice not count?

OH! Cliffhanger!