this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
165 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

12554 readers
1400 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

The police say the Grinch costume enabled the officer to approach the target building as part of seasonal celebrations without being detected by suspects.

top 9 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 32 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

“He even took the roast beast!”

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 22 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

It's all fun and games until gangs start shooting at people in customes because they think they're cops.

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 15 points 15 hours ago
[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 7 points 13 hours ago

...or hell it just may be the real grinch himself

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That’s not what the Grinch was about.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 15 hours ago

The Grinch was about ruining Christmas. My Christmas would be ruined if my plug got busted.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 16 hours ago

Those Whos would get more respect if they were cooking meth for Christmas cheer.

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Like something out of The Fugitive and U.S. Marshals.