this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
587 points (99.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

27200 readers
3570 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 33 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 74 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think it’s kind of funny. I think it’s kind of sad. The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.

[–] skibidi@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I find it kind of bussin', I find it kind of cap. The dreams in which I'm dying are the ones that kinda slap.

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Only real sigmas will understand 🐺🐺🥀🥀

[–] greenhorn@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

It's an Ohio world

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Cut my life into pieces

This is my last resort

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cut my life in two pizzas

This is my plastic fork

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

I was only a fish, i was only a fish

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

This is my biggest bork*

[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

2007? Drunk me posted the opening lyrics of feel good Inc as my fake facebook status update 2 days ago. Happy holidays indeed.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not under my real name or email. Deleted FB over a decade ago but friends insisted I have an account so they’re able to send me events etc.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Ohhhhhhhh duh gotcha

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don’t need 2007 for that 😎

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I push my fingers into my eyes...

[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure I actually did post that on FB once upon a time 😂

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Slipknot - Duality

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

How dare you accuse me of just wanting attention!

What about this lyric makes you think it's a cry for help!?

"I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please, killll mee, I want to die!!"

-The Wedding Singer sound track.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 4 days ago

Status: Sorry I can't be perfect.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Tom did it right. He is what all social media execs should have been (afaik, he may be a terrible person in secret but all evidence I've seen points to the contrary). He built a popular site, made his money, then fucked off into the sunset without trying to ruin society for a bit more money.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

For older millennials, this could be a different tom.

(Fulp v Anderson)

[–] theskyisfalling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Their newer stuff is excellent!

Is it? I haven't listened to anything beyond 08's album.

Their pre Hawthorne band "A Day in the Life" recently got a Spotify release though so I enjoyed revisiting that recently!

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Yo that song's great though

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I just wanna break you down so badly in the worst way

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I never meant to hurt you when I took it all away

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 days ago