"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something"
- Mitch Hedberg
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I didn't know wasps did either until I bought a plant for my garden that is primarily pollinated by wasps. They were as chill as any other pollinator, not at all what I expected.
What was their explanation?
Anyone who lets their dog bark outside for 10+ continuous minutes (except in case of emergency) loses dog privileges for a year. One year added for every five minutes over 10.
ShotSpotter installs can be repurposed to locate homes of negligent owners who are annoying the entire neighborhood by letting their dogs bark unmitigated.
No... I was just in the pool...
And mostly scripted ads at that? I never really watch them either, but they don't feel like the spontaneous conversations they appear to be, just scripted ads and rehearsed bits
The person who actually spotted and photographed the basking shark is only referred to in the article as "Gallant's wife." She's never named.
That's what I thought. My Christian parents went from anti-Hillary voters in 2016 to pro-Trump voters in 2020.
I do both freelance graphic design and historic window restoration on the side. I did them both before my current full time design job, and do them in my spare time. I'm lucky that my current job considers 32 hours full time, so I have Fridays to do side work.
Is this a kid Rock joke?
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