If Batman were a realistic Billionaire, he'd buy Wikipedia to "set the record straight".
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2024
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If Batman were a realistic billionaire, he'd be in league with Lex Luthor.
I would, too. If I were a billionaire.
Even if he bathes every day, can you imagine how sweaty that suit must get? He probably does smell like a gym bag.
Having to cover yourself in talcum powder every time you put on that rubber suit helps with that.
Batman to Alfred every day:
Really seals in the flavor
I have it on good authority that Batman has burrito-breath.
I always thought "Robin laid an egg" was wordplay for "Robin farted", especially because it comes after "Batman smells".
If he laid an egg, I think he might have done more than just fart.
yeah i'm not googling batman scat
Well you're missing out on a rich subculture with a very supportive community that is always very welcoming of newcomers.
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Bibbly bebop buh dop nop dah na! Wooooo!
Robin farted
That's how they translated it in French so I guess you're right
The ~~lady~~ Batman doth protest too much, methinks.
Joker is never 'safely' behind bars, and that's a flaw of Batman but what keeps legacy villains around. Legacy villains are as important as the heroes.
Funny meme!
Arkham has the worst security. Why does he even send criminals there?
Edit: to be fair, in the new and excellent Batman: Caped Crusader, it's much more realistic what happens with the villains.
arkham city is straight up cursed
So I take it the bells also do not jingle? :-P
You’re correct. And also, Batman smells AMAZING.
If guano smells amazing, then YES!
Love it. Hmmm guaaah-nooo
That's not very good for your skin, Bru- Batsy.
But does he jingon Bell's?
If you mean jingle bells, no. The criminals would hear him coming a mile away if he did.
No no, Haven't you heard the song from a proper 3 year old?
Its clearly "jingon bells"
Yes but how does he gets his batsuits cleaned without giving away his identity, I doubt its cold wash only.
Alfred has a lot of thankless jobs.
Notice that the bat-filled cave where Batman bases his operations is suspiciously guano-free.