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[–] HexagonSun@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I was way more prepared to waste time being confused by a game back in the day. You occasionally would try stuff for hours. Now if I get stuck 10 mins I start thinking they didn’t play test or design the game well enough haha.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And that's why Boy never shuts the fuck up in GoW Ragnarok.

Player stuck for 30 seconds? Better tell them the answer to keep our completion metrics up...

[–] HexagonSun@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yep. And coloured ledges you can grab, sparkling items to collect… I remember in old Monkey Island games there being no way to visually discern what you could or couldn’t interact with, you’d spend so long just trying things to see what worked.

[–] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This particular thing kinda sucks, though. I also hate when there’s a puzzle that goes “you know that interaction that normally doesn’t work? We’ve enabled it here and it’s how you’re supposed to solve this puzzle! Surprise!”

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago

Moon logic. Puzzles that are hard because they make no damn sense.

"Oh yes, of course I need to combine a fish with a phone book to create a sailboat."

[–] JTode@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

ALL THE UPVOTES, GET THEM IN HERE NOW

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FF8 was infuriating about that shit, iirc shit did somewhat glimmer but they had a habit of jamming junk under overhangs you can't see under and can't really tell exist unless you try to walk there. You end up spending a significant part of the game walking around all the walls like a psychopath.

[–] HexagonSun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, having stuff being obvious is actually incredibly freeing. Without that I waste so much time checking every part of every room, trying to work out which corridor leads to the objective vs which one might have collectibles.

Knowing I can just play a game, find most stuff, get on with it, and not regret not using a guide is a real gift.

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[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Your comment has a vibe of complaining about that, but I like it for the exact reason you're replying to. It's a little overtuned (I'd like a couple of minutes before being given a hint), but I don't have the patience for getting stuck for long periods of time, especially if it's because of game limitations (ie, I can think of alternatives, but the game doesn't let me use the alternatives because that's not how video games work).

I also really like when games make it clear that I can't do something right now. Horizon has been great about that, with Aloy remarking that she probably needs some tool or should come back later. I always hated spending 10 minutes trying to get to some obvious treasure, googling it, and being spoiled because the Google result will tell me (in too much detail) that it's a late game thing.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's sometimes really immersion breaking, but it does save time.

One of the recent Tomb Raider games ("Shadow of the" probably, which was otherwise unremarkable) had separate settings for puzzles, combat and exploration, so you could turn puzzle hints off completely. I still kept the exploration setting though, because it's a nightmare to find the puzzle parts among all the clutter that modern games throw in. Like a wall full of cogwheels, but only two of them are part of the puzzle and the rest is just scenery.

[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that setting was great. I wish more games would have granular difficulty settings.

[–] bentsea@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I don't think I'd dislike it if they gave me like 5 to 10 minutes depending on the size of the puzzle and what I've done. I definitely hate how fast it is. It's like, Jesus, give me a minute or being told what do do after it's already blatantly obvious and you're trying to figure it out.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sometimes it's like they expect us to take notes while playing the game.

Like I've got paper just lying there. What am I, a high schooler?

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These games, although I was utterly fascinated by them, I had no clue what I was doing or where I was supposed to go. I couldnt even tell if I was progressing or what. I think I was just too young for it.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rest assured, you weren't. These games were made back in the day before the internet got huge. When games could have legitimately hard puzzles for their own sake. There was no handholding back in the day.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yes and no. A lot of games had hint books you could buy, either from the company or third party. Infocom used to put out hint books which could reveal things to you one clue at a time with a special marker that came with it. But then Infocom was always a very innovative company.

[–] unsightlyme@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The thinking man’s dark souls.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That game left my brain absolutely riven.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It will be myst

[–] evatronic@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I realized the moment I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that starry expanse of which I had only a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate where it might have landed but I must admit however such conjecture is futile. Still, the question of whose hands might someday hold my Myst book are unsettling to me. I know that my apprehensions might never be allayed, and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written.

And yes, that was from memory.

[–] CylonBunny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I can hear the music.

[–] WhataburgerSr@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Wow..... I remember playing this for MONTHS, trying to figure out what buttons, levers, everything does. I dedicated an entire paper notebook to writing down clues, hints, and failed attempts. And then the same for Riven.

Now I simply don't have the free time to dedicate to those games.... #adulting

[–] onionbaggage@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I remember getting stuck on Myst trying to light a fire. I kept sticking the match in and it kept not working. Got very frustrated. Took way too long to realize I had never actually struck the damn thing.

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[–] MelonTheMan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nightmareofahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sirrus! Is that you?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Best selling? Yeah right! It's a well-known fact that Myst cd-roms just kept appearing everywhere under their own volition whether you wanted them to or not. No sale or purchase ever took place.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, but did you put the disc in your red cd rom drive or the blue one?

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[–] paddytokey@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

The German word "Mist" translates to "Shit" btw

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Was it good? Never played it and I'm thinking about getting it from GOG.com. In fact, just recommend me the best old games. The original Dungeon Keeper is probably my favourite game of all time.

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I enjoyed it back in the day but it's a different era's game. You have to enjoy throwing yourself against a brick wall for a very long time until you finally crash through the door, and possibly taking notes and making diagrams or maps as you go.

I remember it being lush graphically, for the time, and very satisfying for the puzzles I did crack but I gave up before finishing it. I think it was some kind of blind maze that finally did it.

[–] Ryantific_theory@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah, playing it as a kid was nightmare. I had no idea what I was getting into, so it was just sitting there alongside Need for Speed and Rollercoaster Tycoon. By the time I realized I needed a note page to keep track of obscure bits of information hidden across the map, I was already in too deep to just have a properly organized note sheet. Never wound up finishing, but I remember just scrawling numbers and words connected by branching lines like some kind of schizophrenic conspiracy theory.

[–] Prime_Smut_Toy@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Also you could not just google the puzzles

[–] Repossess6855@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dungeon Keeper was the shit. So much fun.

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[–] youhavechosenwisely@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The collection is on humble bundle of you are looking to jump in.

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[–] EpeeGnome@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never did figure out how to get past that damned piano puzzle. I should pick up the remastered version and have another go at it. I have such fond memories of it.

[–] PutangInaMo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If you have an Xbox I think the game is on gold. I tried to replay it earlier this year and quit pretty quick.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The Myst devs made a new gamr just a few years ago, called Obduction

[–] Marcumas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And just this year released a new game called Firmament

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[–] teydam@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

this is actually me when i was a kid.

[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like we need a c/sbubby

[–] FuzzyDoublePumper@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had this for Sega Saturn. Near the end of the game one puzzle would generate a screen with a bunch of numbers and letters and crash. I thought it was part of the game until a walkthrough showed I was doing it right but something was broken on my disc. I still loved the game even though I couldn't progress passed that point.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I had more fun with PYST.

The humor was way over my head and probably hasn't aged well, but it was fun at the time.

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[–] Beachgoingcitizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This meme, 3 days after I find out hbomberguy has a deep dive on myst, patreon only... the universe conspires against me

[–] Zana@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Wait he does? Looks like I'm subbing

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[–] vd1n@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I played that level. And only that level. Lol

[–] SaratogaCx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's easy, you get the red pages... Or the blue pages... Oh crap, there is green pages?! WTF is this white page!!!!!

Get the D'nii out of here!!

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