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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Going down to the sex market later today, we're out of voyeurism, anyone need anything?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

I think we're getting low on foreplay, too.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sex 2 has been delayed indefinitely while they take some extra time to work out the kinks.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Let's just hope EA don't buys the developer.

I'm not keen on having to pay extra for everything other than jerking the gherkin.

[–] missingno@fedia.io 24 points 2 weeks ago

An addict would order at least two.

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pfff if sex is so great, then why isn't there sex 2?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Sex 2 is anal

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can get Sex II by having sex twice

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At the same time or in a sequence?

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sequence, because this isn't Dr. Seuss or a Pokémon generation.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Good catch! It's a pretty great font btw, there aren't that many sans-serif fonts that differenciate between l and I. And it looks kinda cute.

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine buying a whole case of sex and having no more than a glass a day.

[–] _____@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

id finally be the kind of guy to go: can I have uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is Essex market in NYC I think? But yeah sex market is the oldest profession and is present everywhere people are.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well technically the oldest profession is Midwife since that existed as a specialist roles within communities before the concept of civilization and money.

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You think people didn't have sex with other people for some fruits?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

i don't think people sold sex before money was created, no

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No I don't want to go to Starbucks right now. Maybe later.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yes I would like non GMO pasture raised sex please.

[–] ailourobor0s@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Something something sex sells