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Sir, this is Lemmy.
Beans
Jeans
(portmanteau of jeans and beans)
Trains
I like trains.
Hell yeah!
It always ends with trains...
WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD???
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Black salt.
It’s not fair, you’re baiting us
(I literally just thought to myself “found the vegan” before reading your username)
It's not even bait, y'all just predictable with the same exact phrase every time. I mean.... you're not even the first person today. If I can beat everyone to the punch before ya finish thinking it, then is it still fun to say?
Idk. Feels like a Chuck Norris joke at this point.
Well I thought it, I wasn’t planning on saying anything until I saw your username and figured you were playful about it.
But do you really think it’s non-vegans who know what black salt (or whatever other reference you make in your comments that typically “outs” you) is without looking it up? It’s probably mostly people who are also vegan and feel kinship that they’d like to point out. That’s why I wrote my comment at least 🤷
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wth is a vegan? Did y'all just make up new slang for a meme or something? Please explain it to me
It’s a person who aims to do the least harm to and exploitation of animals practicable. Vegans don’t all agree with each other, but generally they don’t eat any animal products (food waste and somehow honey are common disagreements among vegans), nor would they buy new leather products (some might buy secondhand, but others won’t even hold on to a pair of shoes they bought and wore for years before going vegan).
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cheeze
i humger HAHA
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I love how this is the first thing I see and was well over 200 likes
I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...
Howtobasic unmasked.
Step 1: be attractive
Sounds like someone can check "date an abusive person" of their life checklist
I wonder why she gets so many likes ( Y )
This guy got just as many and he's not even sexy text.
https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/14831208
Maybe it's not the boobs afterall.
Jokes on you, I do have boobs. They're invoking upvote magic even when hidden.
And you dated this person why?
how else can anyone afford to live
Sell pictures of your feet on the Internet.
You would not believe how saturated that market is. Seriously, you cannot just sell feet pics with no effort, that shit takes dedication, skill & no small amount of luck. The percentage of women who are willing to trade large sums of money for pics of their feet is almost 100%.
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Heck, if Lily Allen needs to do that to make ends meet, what hope do the rest of us have?
According to your username you could sell pics of your lobes!
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Probably because she liked him.
That's when you break up with him, he sounds unhinged and potentially dangerous
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Eggg with three g's
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