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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

how else can anyone afford to live

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Sell pictures of your feet on the Internet.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

You would not believe how saturated that market is. Seriously, you cannot just sell feet pics with no effort, that shit takes dedication, skill & no small amount of luck. The percentage of women who are willing to trade large sums of money for pics of their feet is almost 100%.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What's the market for men's feet looking like?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

12% of the liver price

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] atocci@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

idk, I have a toe that curves a little to the the left I guess

[–] hex@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yup. These days porn has to be involved if you want to be successful, or lots of luck.

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Heck, if Lily Allen needs to do that to make ends meet, what hope do the rest of us have?

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

According to your username you could sell pics of your lobes!

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Funnily enough she probably does, she does OF so the chances are high

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I love that you went to the effort to make this

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

i am hhonourredd