Bahnd

joined 1 year ago
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Made me think of that one scene from Idiocracy.

Not Sure: "Im supposed to be getting out of prision..."

Guard: "Your in the wrong line stupid."

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Arn't we all time travlers? Just sitting in the right lane of spacetime with the cruise control on?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Exactly, I told my sibilings that when they went off to college.

You can always call me, I will drive to the ends of the earth to pick you up, I wont tell the folks if you dont want me to. You do, however, have to be able to tell the person scraping your sorry ass off the pavement exactly what you broke. (And dont do anything where you wouldent be able to tell them either)

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Dont break the weekend rules

  • Do NOT add to the population
  • Do NOT subtract from the population
  • Do not ever do anything that will have you end up in the newspaper, hospital or jail.
    • If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Also dont do anything you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So throw "The Dip" from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" at him.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Then Principal Waltz threw the Couch Fucker off hell in the cell and he plummeted 15 feet through the announcers table.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Faster? They made something faster than google mic drop?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If the camera is that important, then look for a phone where the camera is the primary feature. Samsung has some nice ones these days, Fairphones offerings are generally average across the industry, many claim they are over priced, but that is due to their picky component/vendor selection (See their attempts at ethicaly sourced parts).

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I ordered a Fairphone 4 and had it shipped over to the US before they officially supported US carriers and got their reseller state side to fix some minor issues.

And its also cute I get to play the "Organic" card for a piece a tech. The device itself is good enough and with the repairability focus I can take my battery out as a party trick. (I have seriously done this, it works best for Iphone people)

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, if you own a bank 10 thousand dollars, thats a you problem. If you owe a band 10 billion dollars, thats a them problem.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Never inturupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I only play scout, and my primary build has always been special powder and supercooling. (Max bag space, vampire, thorns, jet boots, and the medic perks)

This is the way.

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