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show transcriptI'm gonna tie you up and pour hot candlewax on you but way to be sexy like at least a gallon

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[–] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds of when there is an option in Dark souls 3 to dunk your head in wax and roam around like a giant fucking candle

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Necessary to not be mind fucked by the scholars in the library.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll cover you in whipped cream but just let it sit there and get sour and rancid.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago

Pour some more out on me, burns are so sexy. :3

[–] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago

The best way to survive guantanamo is to be very kinky.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

I have never understood the deal with hot candle wax. Even if we set aside the stupidity of this, isn’t the wax burning hot? Like…. why, and how?