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[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 159 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 52 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

"I'm really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance"

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Then when you meet her you can't the service up. "I swear I've never had this happen before"

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 64 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.

[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 34 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] zante@slrpnk.net 145 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago

Hey if I were married to you I would support your hobbies and interests. I'd want you to be happy.

Lathes are expensive though, so if there expense were to come from our shared account we would need to have a discussion first.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 85 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 31 points 8 hours ago

Wow really put something in for everyone with that comment.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

I have a friend who’s very attracted to her husband’s woodworking. Mind you he’s a world class artisan for equipment for a shared hobby of theirs, but still, she’s very supportive of his lathe purchases.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

I used to work at a leather shop. I can say alot of women find that pretty attractive. Too bad I'm asexual.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 82 points 9 hours ago (13 children)

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 27 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

Being handy is attractive. Getting a nice unique present is cool. And blacksmiths / woodworkers are the ones that do that kind of stuff.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

I'm also willing to bet that the blacksmith they are picturing looks very different from your average blacksmith.

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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Unironically, most of the women I've spoken too have found it attractive when I bring up 3dPrinting. It's an active and interesting hobby, and tangible & crafty enough not to be too "nerdy" or whatever. Perfect middle ground, women love it.

They probably just didn't think of it or it wasn't on the poll.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 50 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (7 children)

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,...). Where's the women that find me attractive?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

the trick is that you have to find them instead of just waiting for one to pop out of the ether

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 76 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

Well that's some bullshit. 😠

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