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[–] zante@slrpnk.net 145 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago

Hey if I were married to you I would support your hobbies and interests. I'd want you to be happy.

Lathes are expensive though, so if there expense were to come from our shared account we would need to have a discussion first.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 85 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 70 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Reading this as I'm waking up and really questioning if I'm actually awake or not

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 20 points 6 hours ago

If you are into that kind of thing

[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 31 points 8 hours ago

Wow really put something in for everyone with that comment.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

I have a friend who’s very attracted to her husband’s woodworking. Mind you he’s a world class artisan for equipment for a shared hobby of theirs, but still, she’s very supportive of his lathe purchases.