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shell-mommy is a program that encourages users while using command line applications. (github.com)
submitted 2 days ago by moonpiedumplings@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't want shell-mommy
I want shell-bigtiddygothgf

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

They're the same picture

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

I need the goth gf to insult me. I don't want encouragement.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 128 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that's a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people's eggs? 😂

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 79 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and... uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rust dev confirmed

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 14 hours ago

^(i'm^ ^gonna^ ^do^ ^something^ ^evil)^

Sounds like you'd really like Nix.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that's... oddly specific....

[–] GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Lookup Unix socks

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s when a process binds to a port right?

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

holy hell

[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago

If they come in wool, sign me up. I've been pricing up a full set of wool socks and it's eye-watering. I think I'm going to be asking for wool socks for Christmas/birthdays for a couple years ... my mid-life transformation is complete.

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 72 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

It checks the exit status of your command and prints praise for success or encouragement for an error. Funny idea, customizable too 😂

SHELL_MOMMYS_LITTLE: Sets the affectionate term that mommy will use to refer to the user. The default value is "girl".

Now we need a mean one, like sudo insults

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

ramsey git full
"THAT'S NOT A VALID COMMAND YOU FUCKING DONKEY"

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 6 points 1 day ago

tfw you dc and your computer calls you an idiot sandwich

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 53 points 2 days ago

Now we nead a mean one like[...]

I suggest shell-linus, sourcing insults from https://github.com/corollari/linusrants

"There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap."

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't remember the one, but I used to have something that would insult me when I typed the wrong password when sudoing

[–] Ooops@feddit.org 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a build-in sudo feature, set by Defaults insults in your sudoers file.

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

Oooooh, so ot was built-in! Yeah that's the one I was thinking about, thanks

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

I heard about this from foone