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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 points 57 minutes ago

Those nudes I don't want to see

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 4 points 3 hours ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

TIL my dick has standarts and that's the first thing it can't even comprehend.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 51 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Elon’s moobs are even slightly bigger than this AI generated pic

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

And not quite as perky. His chest bump is essentially in the middle of his torso. Makes me think of the 1990s polygonal Lara Croft every time I see it.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

WTF is that from, anyway? Bad liposuction and no exercise?

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

I've seen some folks say it could be a result of steroid abuse, and I didn't care enough to research whether it was true. If he did abuse steroids, his supremely shrunken raisins could help explain the cybertruck.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 27 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Built like a milk bag cybertruck

[–] Kaiyoto@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Nightmare fuel. Imagine if someone used Ai to create porn of Cheeto and female Musk.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Don't you dare speak that into existence.

[–] Sestren@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Too late. It's out there somewhere.

[–] Baggins@feddit.uk 1 points 6 minutes ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what Rule 34 is all about?

It's an abomination unto Nuggan, that's what it is though.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Imagine if it found its way into Musk's feed!

I would not be against this. I absolutely know how.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology...

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The very beautiful and fertile Elonia

[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

Surely he would appreciate this. As we all know, he cares deeply about fertility.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Elon has lost some weight.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

And his Torso looks less like Krang/a Cybertruck than in real-life.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

As real as anything will ever be.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago