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[–] annHowe@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 hour ago
[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Sissy Space-X

Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.

[–] sadbehr@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 hour ago

I saw the thumbnail and was confident itwas was a female version of Elon. I clicked anyway. I have no regrets.

[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

Lose one (1) election:

"Actually, misgendering is an excellent idea. Also we're removing the pronouns from our bios."

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 5 hours ago

I legit thought that was a picture of Olivia Colman as I scrolled past.

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
[–] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Is this a microblog post?

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 47 points 15 hours ago

Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 58 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 45 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

You can see it in his eyes in this picture.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 33 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

OCCULT CARS? Maybe a Tesla shirt?

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

What a fucking weirdo.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's what a K hole looks like.

I thought it was just love.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.

"When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless," the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, "and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it…"

https://futurism.com/the-byte/musk-trump-president-bromance

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 73 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

She looks more masculine now than before.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 27 points 17 hours ago

Even looks like someone competent enough to be running billion dollar businesses

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 57 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Well that image now exists in our heads, so thx for that...

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