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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I really can't even begin to properly explain this because it's just so many layers of intuition. No, you absolutely cannot have a line break in your name. That's not a letter. That said, I'm fully prepared for someone to give me an example of some writing system that uses line breaks for unique purposes apart from spaces.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 97 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

asking questions like this is how i found out that one of the allowed characters in names in my country is ÿ, which is fine in Latin-1 but in 7-bit ASCII is DEL.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This sounds like it would create a whole list of fun and irritating edge conditions for some poor bugger to debug. Love it.

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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 hours ago

that's amazing! Aren't codecs fun

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Unix or dos format?

Anyway, you probably need to put a backslash before it to indicate line continuation.

But wouldn't it be better to use something more traditional, such as ?

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What about an open bracket? (

[–] fsr1967@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] whynot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

( it will be fine with enough upvotes

[–] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 154 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 117 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (4 children)
[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 43 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I just realized that the shitty software on the other side of the divide is casting null to ”null", which absolutely explains that issue. What a cluster

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

shudders in NodeJS

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

they should have just used rust smh

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, this is his daughter

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Am I allowed to include sql command words such as drop table in my child's name?

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 49 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Just noticed that the listing for ; DROP TABLE "COMPANIES"; -- LTD has been redacted by the government website‽

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is it missing an apostrophe and a dash? Or they registered the wrong name?

Anyway, the use of quotes seem to have backfired. I blame Excel.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Apparently they didn't include the single quote at the beginning because they wanted to hint at the exploit without actually triggering it.

(and Lemmy seems to combine two dashes into one)

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 89 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's easy, just call it Jhon\nDoe

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 57 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

John\0Doe will fuck with all C (and C based derivatives) software that touches it.

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 56 points 7 hours ago

Nah, it will end up simply as "John" in the database. You need "John%sDoe" to crash C software with unsafe printf() calls, and even then it's better to use several "%s"

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

C and C derivatives will be fine unless they're fucking up encoding.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

Which rarely, if ever, happens. Especially with US software.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

With an address in 's-Hertogenbosch to help people who are lazy about escaping.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

Always sanitize your Data inputs.

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 44 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I'd rather include a bell character '\a'

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 4 hours ago

Bing Crosby

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 hours ago

And that's why you're not safe for work.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 58 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

What's the answer? I need the link

Edit: I found it

[–] TGhost@lemm.ee 23 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

NaN,
Not a Number, and now Not a Name

[–] lukstru@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

NaN: „Hey Nanna, can you call the nanny?“

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 8 hours ago

This sounds like the start of another sovcit "loophole"

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