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In other news, travelers have began bottling air themselves, causing bottled air futures contracts to plummet in overnight trading and reach lows not seen since 2009
Sci-fi comedy predicting the future again.
Great, now President Scroob is going to come and suck it all up
Someone's buying a jar of farts.
Only those who visit Lake Como can want to buy our souvenir; memories are not bought but lived.
Amazing.
Yeah and you can buy a rattlesnake plushy in a can at the western store downtown.
It's canned in a factory that reeks of old cement and lubrication.